A bit of comparison between the jolly red guy, and the holy dead guy. (oh, sorry, dead “and resurrected” guy)
But first, a musical interlude to the tune of “Santa Clause is Coming” just to warm things up.
He’s making a list. He’s checking it well.
He’s gonna decide who’s burnin in hell.
Jesus Christ is coming right back.
He sees you when you’re thinking, all of your dirty thoughts,
He knows if you have sinned or not, so don’t think you won’t get caught!
Oh, you better be straight. You cannot be gay.
You better repent cause it might be today
That Jesus Christ is coming right back.
The is COMPLETELY sac-religous!